(419): (R) dude when are you coming back? (S) when the sun is at its peak

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(419): i wouldnt have got you that sweater for christmas if i knew you were going to rub whore all over it.

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(419): i wouldnt have got you that sweater for christmas if i knew you were going to rub whore all over it.

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(419): just left bar... too drunk to drive so started walking. Random person picked me up, bought tbell, and dropped me off. win?

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(419): 3 bowls of chrnoic one bowl of keef 2 pieces of extra large 20" pizza one cheesey gordita crunch and some leftover macaroni salad....that high

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(419): Where did my liver go? o yeah its on the shower curtain...

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(419): this weekend: his girlfriend doesnt know. last weekend: both of their ex gfs found out. the weekend before: his best friend, my ex found out. the weekend before: i personally called his gf and told her. the weekend before that: he skipped church to sin, with me. "handle your scandal tattoo"- totally appropriate.

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(419): Dude. I dont know who Sarah is but apparently she hearts me. This is according to my carpet and the side of my bed.

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(419): Control your whiz man hold your dick stop pissin on the toilet seat

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(419): She was giving me head, I seen a beer next to me. I reached over grabbed the beer and took a swig. She heard me glup and looked up. All i could think of was High Five. She gave me the high five and continued. Epic

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(419): You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....

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(419): My professor said pulls out and comes next in the same sentence... and im in calc

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(419): come over (419) Via?nks

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(419): i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike

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