(456): (R) you wanna tell me where my cat is?? (S) have you checked your neighbours mini-van? (R) found him. care to explain how he got in there? (S) hey he volunteered to drive.

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(456): Hell yeah hello kitty is fucking sexy i would tear that pussy up

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(456): Sent: you just can't stay on subject when your drunk can you? Received: tacos.

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(456): Hoe do i know if im too drunk?

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(456): So were going to hide easter eggs, get trashed and look for them? It'll be a damn good Easter.

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(456): i just got sucked off in my roomates cousins friends cousins bed

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(456): last night i had sex with a fat chick , i tryed to grab her boob and i grabed her role , i was trying to fuck her in the ass and lifted up one of her ass roles to get to her ass hole , and found a shit nugget oh and a dorito.

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(456): You just put a FUCKING WALL in front of that Door! HOW Am I Supposed To Do Anything Now ON?! *smile*

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(456): i promise im only gonna have few.. why do i even bother saying that anymore i never just have a few

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(456): rvd) "im unbelievably fucking sober and not high" sent) "where are you?" rvd) "i'm in neverland about to fuck peter pan while hook get a handjob from wendy!"

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(456): since when do i own a gun?

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(456): i just want to drinking some motherfucking ranch sauce...or cum...or a mix...mmm cunch?

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(456): Thought I was pimp and tried to walk in the dark. I ended up running into the mirror on my bathroom door.

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(456): She just told me she never had sex before and she's freaking pregnant. I think she's high.

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