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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (201): at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.." (1-201): youre welcome

  • (613): i was taking a piss and then someone slaps my ass and i turn around and didn't see anyone and then go back to pee and see a midget looking at my penis!

  • (304): I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.

  • (708): Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.

  • (440): woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.

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(ryan): Last night I received, "im drivin and drinkin and textin lol" i replied "dude thats not smart" a while later he said "i know i just hit a car" MDT

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(ryan): Last night I received, "dude i think i just ate my straw" i sent, "dont worry it was just a twizzler" him: "how do u know" me: "im sittin rite next 2 u" MDT

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Remember The Pics From Last Night?

  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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