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Fuck this. I'm going home with that really tall guy with red hair. He was the only one i could find in the crowd. And he has an own bike. (10 min later) No he doesn't. He just stole one. Where the fuck are u guys? You have to come and save me. (30 min later) Scratch that last one, the bike broke and now he's giving me a piggyback ride home. THIS SHIT IS AWESOME!
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Ain't nothin like the look on a cashiers face when you buy a thing of pretend food and a bottle of astroglide and that's it.
(509):
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
(410):
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
(908):
I had to force him through oral sex but he will be there. - MDT
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(london):
"alright bitch whores. pam closed her house early, alleged party on college road if u fancy some free fun. there will be alot of boys" - from my male housemate...
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