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so remember that one time she was mean to you? yeah, well, i got you back. my dick "accidently" ended up in her ass - it was great.
(764):
I would do anything for an Oreo. I would literally give the daddy Oreo a blow job just so he would sell me his firstborn Oreo son.
(919):
(Sent:) I'm a sexy warlord. (Rec'd:) Your a fat gaylord
(204):
Last night I used my little bother's teddy bear as a fuck buddy. I hope he doesn't turn it upside down and see the hole I cut into it and my dry cum.
(337):
(sent)Damn that bitch in the blue dress has the biggest tits ever..man what id do to them (rcvd)dude thats totally your sister (sent)FUCKKKK
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R- i can hear my mum fuking someone in the next room, she's a screamer alright and my dads on a buisness trip :/ S- dude, thats me.
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I was smahed, horny and the donkey was there, so i fucked it. You would of done the same..
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just got my gf on chat roulette... ahhh
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i love highlighters yes i do :):)
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what are you looking at? bitch shut the fuck up and get on my level
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I WANNA BE SOBER! WHY? BECAUSE IM DRUNK..
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Do girls like it when guys smell fruity?
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(Recd)Will you fuck me?(sent)You have to buy me dinner first.(recd)Ok. We go to tacobell then fuck. Sound good?
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why do girls jack guys off like they are trying to pull a better looking guy out
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i just woke up and she was sucking my dick, i couldnt help it!
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My foot is longer than his dick!
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so my desk and computer mouse are best friends now cause they are stuck together like glue. literally someone glued them together... HOT GLUED
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The worst part is... I started making his dick hole talk. In a Russian accent.
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sorry your name is in between gabbi and ghost busters in my phone book, i was trying to call ghost busters
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