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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (501): All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.

  • (412): Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?

  • (512): I was on my boyfriend’s facebook and I saw that he became a fan of "Looking at your ex and realizing you’ve majorly upgraded"

  • (905): Duuude..I wish I was a cat. No only are they covered in fur..but they get to walk around naked ALL DAY!

  • (815): Walk of shame my ass, just fucked my nemesis' boyfriend, I'm skipping home

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(Sober): Received - "There's a little blue man following me around what should I do?" Sent - "Eat him!" Received - "I can't ever catch him. he's been here since saturday night. he won't leave me alone. Sent - "Well catch him soon. I hear blue men taste like beefaroni." MDT

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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