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My dad is really drunk. (1-973): lol good for him (973): You don't understand he just came out of the bathroom fully naked, I immediately turned away and said "Okay Dad, time for bed". Thinking that I was my mom, he replied with "That's right bitch, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed".
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Been to any midget line dances lately?
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Dude my little sister is pissed at you for puking in her sled last night.
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hey if mom calls u tell her im sleeping at your place. im trippin bad lol. (recv'd from mom): you have 30 minutes to walk in the door!
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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