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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (228): Poison control called me and asked how I was doing. I'd say last nite was a win

  • (210): Have you ever felt more in tune with your cat when you're high? (1-210): Every day.. It's way easier to communicate with them.

  • (719): (rec'd) ALL THE SINGLE LADIES! (sent) Wtf?(rec'd) ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!(sent)..... Hi?(rec'd) OMG HI! ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!(sent).... Shots at the Red Carpet?(rec'd) Shots? Like, Shooting? I like vodka. (sent) It likes you too. (rec'd) OMG. No way. :D I feel loooveeed..(sent) Have a good night. Dork.(rec'd) haha whale penis.

  • (317): i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face.. (1-317): yeah thats usually a good indication.

  • (719): I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.

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(DelaForbes): "OMG. I can't believe he went out for 2 years with that slut. He's probably caught some diseases off her. Thank you so much for the info. Maybe I shouldn't go on the date tomorrow. I'm scared." - I sent this to the person I was supposed to be going on the date with by mistake. The guy happened to be in the same bar as me that night and approached me with: "So I've probably got diseases, have I?" Needless to say the date didn't happen... - MDT

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