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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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so i brought him home to my apt. and after i gave him dome he asked if he could make like DNA polymerase and unzip my genes. bwahahaha that's what i get for fucking my lab partner.
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Last Night, "Your grandmother has been asleep on our sofa for ages. I think she may be dead. Oh No she's stirring. Her house isn't mine yet". MDT
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She spit my cum back in my mouth, sick but kinda hot
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How many times can you go home with someone before you're obligated to give them your number
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Last night i sent 'Duddde if christians have to eat teh flesh and drink the blood of christ would that make them zombies or cannibals?' MDT
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Got this from a punk friend after a party he had at his house "dude she had half a King Cobra and passed out, then we watched south park." me: "and...?" him: "then she woke up an hour later and lifted up her dress and pissed all over my guitar, then she passed out again." MDT
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