Texts from Anonymous

(Anonymous): R- i can hear my mum fuking someone in the next room, she's a screamer alright and my dads on a buisness trip :/ S- dude, thats me.

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(Anonymous): I was smahed, horny and the donkey was there, so i fucked it. You would of done the same..

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(Anonymous): just got my gf on chat roulette... ahhh

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(Anonymous): i love highlighters yes i do :):)

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(Anonymous): what are you looking at? bitch shut the fuck up and get on my level

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(Anonymous): I WANNA BE SOBER! WHY? BECAUSE IM DRUNK..

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(Anonymous): Do girls like it when guys smell fruity?

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(Anonymous): (Recd)Will you fuck me?(sent)You have to buy me dinner first.(recd)Ok. We go to tacobell then fuck. Sound good?

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(Anonymous): why do girls jack guys off like they are trying to pull a better looking guy out

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(Anonymous): i just woke up and she was sucking my dick, i couldnt help it!

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(Anonymous): My foot is longer than his dick!

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(Anonymous): so my desk and computer mouse are best friends now cause they are stuck together like glue. literally someone glued them together... HOT GLUED

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(Anonymous): The worst part is... I started making his dick hole talk. In a Russian accent.

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(Anonymous): sorry your name is in between gabbi and ghost busters in my phone book, i was trying to call ghost busters

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