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my dad just found tit marks on my winshield LOL
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again. (614): My vagina agrees.
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he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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My ex boyfriend text me this message. This is the red head I am going to fuck this weekend.
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(978) i walked in my room with the whole boys soccer team in my bed witha white sheet over them......for a second i thought i was looking at the KKK
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i was shooing away all these guys who wanted to dance with you..... including a 75 year old man
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i charge top dollar for my grade A pussy
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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i can get off w/a toothbrush
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i should have never bought this car drunk.
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send me a pic 2 jerk off 2 and ill leave u a msg while i cum
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do u feel like sucking my cock 2day
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i wanna jerk off and leave u a msg
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Jerking off to ur titty pic
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I am now the proud oweder of some cream that I have to put on my vag 3 times a week for 16 weeks. Apparently it burns. Totally worth it.
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who the fuck is ron and what is he doing with my rum
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I just woke up and someone says "Oh, you're alive." WHAT HAPPENED?
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