(973): nice i took a pill drank like 4 beers 2 shots and made out with a chick, she felt me up lol

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(973): (973-1): I just saw Breaking Dawn, That. was a fcking awesome movie. (973-2): This is code telling me that you have been kidnapped by crazed twilighters, don't worry i am rallying the Marines, we're coming for you HANG STRONG!!" (973-1): No! NO! There was no code! Call off the Marines!

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(973): I neeeeeeed his penisss!!! Why won't he just fuckk me???

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(973): (973-1): So you had a good night? (973-2): Yeah my man craving has been satisfied... Oh look Spongebobs on! (973-1): You would ruin a children's show.

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(973): [973] Is it evil that I just put a collum of fly paper next to the light in my room to ensure that the little flying buggers met a certain and prolonged death? [sent] Heh... Nah.. [973] I believe I have captured the last of the invaders now they shall rot in quicksand for the rest of their miserable lives and their decaying corpses shall b a warning to all others of their kind. THIS IS SPARTA1

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(973): I woke up with gizz in my hair, how disgusting, whatever i needed it.

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(973): you are literally yelling "we went to a sex party and fucked dildos" at the top of your lungs outside. remember this tomorrow.

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(973): Kissing of course is the most favorable expression of looo0000ooo0o0o0o0oove. I am drunk and high. call the police and FUCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE.

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(973): This is task force Ginger. Phase 1 of operation early saint pattys day!

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(973): Lol imagine waking up tothe worst hangover, with a broken leg, but remembering how awesome the night before was. haha that's I felt today. And how're you?

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(973): Why doesn't anyone deliver Plan B?

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(973): What what's in my butt?

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(973): -im aware. -wolf. -hahahahaha wolf? -"im aware" wolf. BAHAHAHAA

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(973): Thanks for all the I love you. you are really sexy, and even though I'm not sexually interested and youre taken, God loves you.

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