(972): I know you wont remember this in the morning but you crawled to the bottle of crown, you had a great night

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(972): If you don't think plutonium is awesome than you can just go fuck yourself!

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(972): drinking game to space jam?? i think yes!!!!!!

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(972): wars up bane snout to be at snesy pets (972) How drunk are you, was that English, I'm guessing thats supposed to say "whats up babe bout to be at sneaky petes" how did i figure that out? (972) yea that is wat u mwbt to sat (972) thats what u meant to say?

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(972): (Recieved) is it bad if im wearing glow sticks around my neck arms and legs at walmart? (Sent) wtf why are you wearing glowsticks? (Recieved) well I found them in the closet at my house and turned out the lights and used them to find my keys so i could drive to get crayons and forgot to take them off. (sent) ok... (Recieved) lemme text u later though im high and this cashier is an old lady

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(972): I think jesus would want me to look good for his day of the week (214) .... What about my day of the week...(972) you dont get one this week... You have been replaced....sorry thought you knew

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(972): You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'

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(972): Did you know weed increases your metabolism?! (Reply): Are you on Wikipedia?

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(972): Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving

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(972): while working in a nursing home, one of the patients wet herself. While I was trying to wipe her, she said, "Quit playing around and get in there!"

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(972): Did you motor boat her?!? (214): No dude she's way too flat (972): So did you paddle boat her?!? (214): I hate you...

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(972): I got woke up in the middle of the night because she was peeing in the floor and I still was rejected! WTF???

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(972): Wow! You're never gonna see me naked again (817): Is that supposed to be a punishment?

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(972): ( sent)Yes i am a damsel in distress and no i do not need your help. I can handel myself. (Rec.) thats what you always say. (Sent) but this time i mean it

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