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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (druuunktexter): received: "I just saw thee coolest jew! Leather jacket, aviators and yamaka :)" MDT

  • (401): I blacked out.. then when I blacked back in I was having sex... champ.

  • (954): I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"

  • (609): The post-it note was on my forehead and it read, "way to give me blue balls, call me when youre up. btw, sorry to hear about your mono, that shit's beat. cheers, red"

  • (805): So I just had drunk sex with this guy...forgot that I had a tampon in. Three days later somethings sticking outta my vagina. The tampon. :(

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(957): We ended up with more alcohol than we strted out with... IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE !

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(957): (sent) i was reading the MDT, and i started fingering myself to all the sex ones.. is that bad (rec'd) wtf?! (sent) ahhh i just finisheddd ( :

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