(954): My National Gov. teacher just told us that he once got married in one night... to one of his students...Fuckin community college.

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(954): You LITERALLY started having a legit conversation with your dog for about an hour, then threw it outside in your backyard 'cause "no bitches were allowed in your party"

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(954): i was so drunk even if i double bagged her i would still get creeps taht ugly

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(954): had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her

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(954): lol i do want it bad but your my best friend you cant be my fuck buddy like you have best friends & fuck buddys. your just not on my fuck buddy list.

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(954): wtf is a silly band ? is it like a new condom ? (954) no you idiot like 5 years are obsessed with it, kinda like how mel gibson likes to go on his rants

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(954): sent (3:40 am) who ever made thisss shirt is a freakin genious rec: wtf its 330 in the morning sent: the put the spare buttn on the tag how smart rec: go to bed ass hole sent: just thought yud wanna kno

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(954): so fucked up when you asked him what edition his beanie baby was and he replied, "idk, it's birthday is july 4th and so was my dead grandmas." reply: yeah but they couldn't be that close if she just left him a beanie baby

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(954): when you were drunk passed out on what you thought was that hot guys shoulder... it was really his stomach. That fat. And he turned on christmas lights.

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(954): next time there's an odor around us & we assume it's the dog...we should also investigate the moldy week old taco in my backseat.

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(954): My friends dad just called asking if I would Trade weed for morphine.

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(954): I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously.

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(954): dudeeeeee i tink i may be drunk... (954) how do you think ? you have to know dumbass ! (954) welll den i no i am :)))) (954) your fucking retarded

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(954): Quick question. Is it gay for a hot guy to have his belly button pierced?

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