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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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A heart doesnt answer my question bitch
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle. (1-901): Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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So tonight was the first time me and Cody had sex. We were in the basement, and his mom walked by the window outside. She had a perfect view of me naked on her couch with my her son's face in my vagina. I looked up just in time to see her turn and cover her face.
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What do you require baby? (949): Lots of lube (949): Fuck i meant Love ***** (949): Or both
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He banged so hard, I got an asthma attack.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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I thought that telling him I had a boyfriend would keep him from trying to kiss me, but puking on him did the trick! Thank you jager bombs.
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i'm postu i'm dukakin equal as plugg (translation please?)
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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(Rec) Dude would you marry my sister? (Sent) Yeah man, you would be my brother-in-law. (Rec) In that case, would you marry my mom?
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Got kicked out of 3 bars already 30 minutes before I'm turning 21..gay
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how's this for pure? if we had sex i would make you have an orgasm so hard that you would beleive in god miss atheist XD i wanna sleep, no texty back
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Why do they bother with titles for porno movies, they should just be called "Gimme Some Dick!! Gimme Some Dick!!"
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The coed one will be prob in the beginning of march so you can bring any homeless guy that you might be dating at the time
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Why don't they print the jello shot recipe on the jello boxes!! Life would be so much easier.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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