Texts from 928

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(928): 928 you said look I can still walk a straight line even though im wasted, two seconds later you fell into the garbage cans.

(928): 928 Baby are you okay? Whats taking so long?! 928 be patients woman you cant rush poop!!!

(928): I just saw a girl use a snack pack pudding cup as a shot glass. Don't tell me I never have fun!

(928): I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"

(928): I fucking hate it when I shave my legs and I don't get laid.

(928): I'm so high I have been walking around my house for 20 minutes, I haven't even picked up my feet yet! (919)...at least your grammar is still super perfect though :) (928)Just because I am a stoner now does not mean my reputation went out the window.

(928): soo i thought i lost my phone so i tried calling it...with my phone. that. fucking. drunk.

(928): sent:well since i already kno you cheated on me and im over it can i ask you a serious question? rec: ummm ok? sent: was she bettter then me? and please be honest! rec: ha babe you're still the best. sent: thats right im the best

(928): He keeps telling me he cant cum when he fucks. My pussy must be godlike!!!

(928): I need an animal control officer. I'm being attacked by a cougar at BWW. (520): U texted the right guy! Remember they R more sacred of U than U R of them =)

(928): They started breaking windows and stabbing people. Then he stole a car and I got laid, even though I had sand in my bottoms from the river. Oh, and my hair and make-up is still perfect and the bitch is in jail. Hell of a night! :)

(928): (928) Luke just got a first degree burn by lighting his hands on fire to mask the smell of pot in our dorm room. I nominate him for "Legendary Stoner of 2010" (602) Shit, he aight? (928) He's still asking for beer. He's like the Beowulf of partying.

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