(925): Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.

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(925): rec: So are you drunk or high or dumb? sent: hold on

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(925): not to sober me, plz punch drunk me in the balls... he causes to much trouble

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(925): It smells like ranch (925): Must be all the white people

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(925): Being 3rd wheel is only good after 2nd wheel leaves;)

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(925): Haha I'm already in my puss (925): Pjs** that was an awkward auto correct

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(925): what number do I call to get my v-card back?

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(925): You just kept shaking the ruffles on the boob part of your shirt and saying "I don't even need a pick up line with these"

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(925): don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement (510): big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.

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(925): Did you go? Yes twice. Oh I went once.

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(925): I peed ion the street in front of four people and almost peed on one of them. Im for sure never drinking again

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(925): 1. I closed like Mariano Rivera facing three KC hitters in a blowout. 2. She's a freak (and a screamer). 3. Her mom is sleeping in the next room. 4. I'm texting this while I take a shit in her bathroom.

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(925): Walgreens has axe, lighters, eye drops, and mints by the register. It's like they know

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(925): Lazy me wants to take it easy. Practical me says it'd probably be best to go tonight. Thirsty me would happily strangle a hooker for a beer. It's your call

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