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(919): can you resend that pic of your penis, I accidently deleted while masturbating

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(919): sent:He had his t-shirt tucked in his bball shorts at the party rec: that classy bitch

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(919): Can i make you a V card, just a card with a V on it. Even though you aren't a virgin. I would decorate it of course.

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(919): Do you think I can use the walmart giftcards they gave us at church yesterday to buy alcohol?

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(919): sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.

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(919): (sent) yeah, you know you puked last night? (rec'v) yeaah. don't remember it tho. (sent) i don't either. read my texts and it was like "ew, she's puking." i'm a shitty friend, i should have been holding your hair back

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(919): got out of bed, went to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, went to sit down, but missed the toilet by a good 12 inches. i think i might still be drunk..

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(919): received: "hey do you watch huge?" sent: "yeah I just love emotional camps full of celulite"

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(919): My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

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(919): I've based all my standards off Spice Girls songs, I think I'll succeed at life.

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(919): It was a god damm undercover sting operation! RUN!!!

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(919): If you want to fuck them all... ya gotta fuck them all...

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(919): I feel like banging him will only end up bad..not HIV bad but you would hate the situation laterrr but I don't blame you for wanting

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(919): Hey Stephen :) Guess whoooo??? Hope work is going well. I'm sure I'll talk to you soon. i don't have anything funny to say, I tried to think of something. -K-

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