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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
(303):
So i got caught for stealing condoms, and that same night, i lost my virginity, and didnt have any condoms
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i'm gonna tag u in the hottest picture of me on fb so when everytime guy comments you'll get reminded of how much hotter i am than u.
(813):
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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fuck up
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I dont remember i thing from last night woke up on the floor watching dora.
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I'm not tired but I can't stop shaking. Please come hold me. I feel like michael j foxx
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" you sayin I got a big dick ?" " Can all state save you more money on your car insurance"
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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"But dude where am I going to hide my weed?" " in your crawlspace" " but what if someones living in there and they take my weed?!" " I love how it doesn't worry you that someone could be living In your crawlspace, just that they might take your weed"
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i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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the things we could do...slip and slide in the kitchen and card games on the proch wooooooooo
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I just chased a possum up a tree...it's so fluffy, I'm gonna die
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i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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myroomsye mad eme do pre dpring braek shotssss (919) asw dagumnabitt whers a camrsa when ineedddd one
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New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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I just deleted all of my fb pics with me drinking so my page would look more professional. I have 5 pics left.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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