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(916): I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...

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(916): I went for a run tonight to the park on the other side of the neighborhood. Sold my friend a sack then ran back to my house. I got a workout and made money. Best first selling experience ever!

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(916): sent: i just gave my life to the lord! Re: does this mean no more lokos?! ):

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(916): Dude im telling you that you rape in MW when getting head :]

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(916): (Sent) my kitty Kief ran away (Rcvd) Ugh im sorry fruit (Sent) It's okay. :[ just Kief is gone, im sad, im high, im hungry. life sucks.

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(916): Afroman, another blunt, and gorgeous guy. my life is complete.

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(916): (Sent): Is everyone just on their periods right now? (Rec): Not. Not Sami. She's just a bitch.

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(916): You said "I love you. I took 13 shots, each one for you." Then hung up.

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(916): Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.

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(916): dude,broken smirnoff bottles,broken toe,blood on the walls,and a punched out door u missed out

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(916): Momma always says "Nothin open that late 'cept legs and Waffle House"

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(916): That's why I haven't been fucking too many bitches lately. Its hard to get return customers when I send them to the hospital

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(916): My brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.

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(916): I'm making special brownies. With my mom. Something is wrong with this picture.

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