(909): I just wanna smoke and drink and have hot sex with you til it's tomorrow. Is that so much to ask? D;

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(909): wtg does being drunk supposef to be like

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(909): I just tried to open my front door with my car key. Happy 4.20! :)

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(909): Dude she said "If zues had a cock he would still have nothing on you" does that mean im a sex god?

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(909): "Awww no fun time for my pussy tonight. Even though I want it so bad. PICTURE DRAWING TIME 8===D~()"

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(909): I dont remember a damn thing from last night. Apparently last night me and you were screaming at people across the street from us calling them "pussies who never get pussy."

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(909): i cant believe you hooked me up with a 16 year old -_-

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(909): it looked like he was ready to pull down his pants and do you right there, but then you started singing and dancing to mulan with a broom as a sword. and it kinda went downhill from there.

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(909): I forgot to wear my retainer, i forgot to take my pill, i didnt go home and I woke up naked!

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(909): when i woke up i checked my wallet to see the damage i did.. what i'd like to know is where'd i get all these dollar bills from?

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(909): Ok good cuz we have a great friendship and I just don't want to ruin that, but don't think that if one day we both happen to be drunk and u wanna make out no tongue I'd be down.

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(909): I lost my dignity and class last night. I hope the bar has a lost and found.

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(909): I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine

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(909): So this morning I woke up covered in shreds of my Elle magazine and my phone was full of slobber and missing it's case, I'm not sure if it was me or my dog. I think I should stop drinking around the dog.

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