(908): Me :I never puke when I throw up! Friend : you mean drink? Me : DRINKING! DRINKING! DRINKING!

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(908): second day of school and i already have homework. (1-908) that sucks? but you know what sucks even worse? (908) what? (1-908) being alone and horny. ;) (908) dad...?

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(908): after three shots of everclear i introduced myself to everyone as little tiger. i now have a big tiger, sex panther, and jaguar in my contacts. even more successful than being jesus last weekend

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(908): Sent: I went to do my wash and the scent on my clothes from last night can sum up the whole night. It smells like smoke, corndogs, and rum/coke. With a nice stain on my shirt! My only question is, when did I spill it? Rec'd: Lmfaoooo you were drinking it, laying down on my floor and it spilled out of your mouth and you were like "omg eminem I'm so sorry!" lmaoo

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(908): U make me like paralyzed as soon as u touch my dick!

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(908): Cleaned out my car today for the first time since the semester started...found five bucks, a roach from a blunt, two lighters and an empty bottle...that's gas money and an L-ride waiting to happen

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(908): Going insane, i think ur in another dimension... Scary... Dont laugh dude.

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(908): 908- i love ya (in a friendly way) 1908- ehh 908- ur mean

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(908): -please tell me you remember calling the lady at the McDonald's window a vampire... -We went to mcdonalds?

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(908): So bro, I totally drank like 13 bottles of everclear and drove into the next state. I met these hot ass twins who suggested a threesome, so I ate one out while the other sucked my dick WHILE I WAS DRIVING. I got pulled over by a cop and he high fived me and told me he'd never seen a dick so big. Then I met up with these frat guys. I kicked three of their asses and the rest crowned me King of Awesomeness. Then I woke up and the crotch of my onesie was wet and sticky. I'll have sex and alcohol someday. I hope my 14th birthday party next week is awesome. We're getting a bounce house!

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(908): I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level

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(908): Tell hm I sad I need tat mony for drnk fr the part abe ishn blat

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(908): I'm assuming you meant to write 'how did I get home without pants?' Well, the answer to that is complicated, but basically after your third keg stand we decided you were a lost cause because at that point you started running away from anyone trying to clothe you. I don't know what to tell you, man.

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(908): He was on the kitchen floor using the coffee grinder. I asked what he was doing and he said "shhhhh, coffee" and then hissed at me.

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