(908): It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!

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(908): I was straightening my hair naked and lets just say growing out my hair was a bad idea... bye bye nipple.

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(908): Yup. It's there. I just walked out onto the street and down route 22 in pajama pants and no bra to check.

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(908): Yeah. And it was everywhere BUT the toilet.

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(908): We wrestled the whole night which ended in the BEST kinky sex ever. I think we started a new tradition.

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(908): i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand

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(908): I just walked home. Woke up underneath a house, no where near where I was supposed to be.. By myself. I'm still drunk. Help soon

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(908): do you remember why i was meowing at the fish and licking my lips last night?

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(908): Coach remembe when you said if we needed anything we could callor text you? Well I'm drunk becaues you bencheed me and i got mad now I'm running from cops and i need a ride plz

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(908): i never get hangovers. but i do get this "hard" thing you speak of. jk, i get ROCK SOLID MO FUCKA, REPRESENTTT!!!

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(908): DUDE ILL PENETRATE UR ASS AND ULL DIE LIKE THE GUY WHO FUCKED THE COW! hahaha VODKA TIME

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(908): GUYS IM WALKING TO THE MALL. MEET ME HALF WAY? LIKE AT THE COW THAT DIED IN THE ROAD BUT STILL HAS A PULE SO I ATE IT?

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(908): Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.

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(908): With Shark Week approaching, we need to establish a drinking game. Every time a shark kills something or someone, you take a shot.

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