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(905): Lmao what's a clit?

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(905): Hey, *******'s gonna stay over tonight, is that okay? (905) Ya, thanks for telling me! Just don't come home as wasted as last night, just smoke pot! :)

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(905): my wrist hurts :( (902) shal wr seat simething yummy todat. (905) LMAO. Sleep

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(905): (905)are you at home? (905) nope on my way tho.. im taking the dragon home(905) whhhatt? (905) yupp a fire breathing princess slaying dragon (905) ive never been so jealous

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(905): [905] entertain me....[416] I cant..im aboout to battle ninjas and unicorns on my front lawn!

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(905): i am currently dropping and upper decker and texting you at the same time....multi tasker?...I THINK SO!

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(905): she sucks dick better than the ancient Greeks

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(905): this iss a masws tetdx i jsut got an owl saying harrty pottre needs us! meet me at playtform 9 and 3/b4 in 5 mins!

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(905): On s scale ofe qA1 to frunk i'm cryiunkdd (905): Lol...dude when you see how retarded that statement just sounded tmrw you will laugh lol

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(905): DUDE, you just drank that sideways!

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(905): R: almost anywhere i go i remember drunk walks down the streets S: itl be dangerous when you have a car

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(905): i was getting all hot and excited and it was going great... up until he pulled out a strap-on and asked me to put it on..

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(905): Rcvd: Whereru? Sent: Leaving pizza pizza meow Rcvd: Staynmnmonmenmhonmenmwithnmnme Sent: I beg your pardon Rcvd: Come over

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(905): its like i wanna suck all the time true say

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