(904): My life is this depressing. I went to see the movie The Vow with a girl im not even fucking. Bitch had the nerve to cry like an asshole the whole movie. Awesome

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(904): Really??? Pancake nipples AND a mole on your vagina???? Can my night get any worse??? (rec) at least she's not fat like my date (sent) true

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(904): (R) so i have the same name as her brother. (S) So? (R) so last night when we were fucking at her place and she was screaming my name her younger brother whose name is the same as mine ran in saying SISSY SISSY ARE YOU OK???? (S) what heppend after?? (R) I got the fuck outta there that shit was a total turn off!!!

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(904): Sex, took a nap, blow job, cake, dinner, thirty-two seconds of a movie, sex, woke up in my bed without anyone but pancakes. Best birthday. Ever.

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(904): we were in the hot tub in palencia and she pulled it out and said "Holy Shit There is no Fucking WAY I'M GONNA RIDE THAT HUGE PIECE OF MEAT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so instead she precceded to give me a blow job under water in the hot tub i believe my life is finally complete (recd) DAM DUDE WTF!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK CANT I GET LUCKY LIKE THAT!!!!!!! (sent) cuz you dont have a big dick haha (Recd) Fuck you dude..........

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(904): got pulled over last night me and all my friends were wasted and high out of our minds!!!!! (Cop) Have you boys been drinking tonight? (Me) no sir we've underage (Cop) have you been doing drugs tonight? (Me) of course not sir (Cop) so have you ever been to jail? (Me) hell no sir!!!! (Cop) how fast do you think you were going? (Me) oh i dont know but if i had to guess prob about 55 right?? (Cop) son i clocked you going 115+ (Me) oh fuck...... (Cop) please step out of the car son

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(904): He told me he likes the way I ride. Then said he told his girlfriend that she could learn a few things from me!

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(904): So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?

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(904): Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.

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(904): All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.

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(904): I just dont understand! What guy would turn down a blow job? Re: a guy who doesn't want an STD?

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(904): Dude I'm gonna get the Nike logo tattoo above my dick RE: Why would you get that? 904: So the next time a girl is hesistant she can just do it

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(904): I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.

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(904): You started crying and singing I just need somebody to love by Justin Beiber and was curled up under a snuggie. Re: BEST WEED EVER!

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