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(902): Woke up, don't remember a thing. My first thought "Where the fuck are my socks?"

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(902): (613) AhhH all my booze and the shopping I do? And an abortion if I need one.... (902) Abortion lmao? Who do you think you are? the Virgin Mary?

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(902): (613) AhhH all my booze and the shopping I do? And a abortion if I need one.... (902) Abortion lmao? Who do you think you are? the Virgin Mary?

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(902): (613) AhhH all my booze and the shopping I do? And a abortion if I need one. (902) Abortion lmao? Who do you think you are? the Virgin Mary?

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(902): Your new name is now CockBlock Man! reply: I should be called HERO!

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(902): bro i went to the bar last nite with $120 dollars, i woke up to day between to chicks and now i have $360?

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(902): I just attended a fully naked NHL party.. I was naked the whole time..I licked balls, and I fucking hate balls

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(902): Longest silence ever Greg and will are horse buddies... Their gonna have sex... On the moon.. It's so sad.. (Dont remember anything but I love videos)

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(902): I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes

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(902): (sent) not much just laying in bed half naked drunk off my ass (rec )aawww jealous (sent) about which part? being in my bed, being half naked, or being drunk off ur ass? (rec) about you eating taco's (sent) when the fuck did i say that? how drunk are you?

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(902): Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first

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(902): My mom told me to clean my room on Thursday... its now Saturday morning, my mom walks in to see empty cold shots, empty pint of rum , half a 2l of coke and my gf naked in my bed ... i think its time to clean my room

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(902): I don't think you know what kind of a night you're in for, once you provoke the beast, it is released and cannot be tamed until it feasts

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(902): If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.

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(Anonymous): Last night, I mixed my alcohol and ended up sending this to my ex "You are very good looking, very good looking, but you're kind of a douche bag and I really think your sister is hotter than you". I'm a girl. MDT.

(269): I just started singing the song "Too Drunk to F!ck" and he stopped talking to me. I guess that's a way to get rid of the creepers.

(609): Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City

(309): idk how you did it, but you managed to find your way into her bed last night. (217): booze heightens my sense of direction

(713): just woke up in a sorority house completely naked and 3 naked chicks all laying on top of me and each other...win?

(902): Woke up, don't remember a thing. My first thought "Where the fuck are my socks?"

(902): (613) AhhH all my booze and the shopping I do? And an abortion if I need one.... (902) Abortion lmao? Who do you think you are? the Virgin Mary?

(902): (613) AhhH all my booze and the shopping I do? And a abortion if I need one.... (902) Abortion lmao? Who do you think you are? the Virgin Mary?

(902): (613) AhhH all my booze and the shopping I do? And a abortion if I need one. (902) Abortion lmao? Who do you think you are? the Virgin Mary?

(902): Your new name is now CockBlock Man! reply: I should be called HERO!

(902): bro i went to the bar last nite with $120 dollars, i woke up to day between to chicks and now i have $360?

(902): I just attended a fully naked NHL party.. I was naked the whole time..I licked balls, and I fucking hate balls

(902): Longest silence ever Greg and will are horse buddies... Their gonna have sex... On the moon.. It's so sad.. (Dont remember anything but I love videos)

(902): I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes

(902): (sent) not much just laying in bed half naked drunk off my ass (rec )aawww jealous (sent) about which part? being in my bed, being half naked, or being drunk off ur ass? (rec) about you eating taco's (sent) when the fuck did i say that? how drunk are you?

(902): Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first

(902): My mom told me to clean my room on Thursday... its now Saturday morning, my mom walks in to see empty cold shots, empty pint of rum , half a 2l of coke and my gf naked in my bed ... i think its time to clean my room

(902): I don't think you know what kind of a night you're in for, once you provoke the beast, it is released and cannot be tamed until it feasts

(902): If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.

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