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I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid.
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Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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we were having sex and i was about to orgasm and he just stopped and was like shut up shut up! he listened for like 4 minutes and was like there's a ghost in your house! he got dressed so fast and then left.
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So I got fake nails on, pee'd. and the toiled paper slipped, my nail scraped my vag.
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