(870): 1-What's wrong with your brother? 2- what do you mean? 1- well I was blowing him like an hour ago and he started crying! 2- ohh he said that was the point in which he fell in love 1- OHH SHIT!

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(870): Sent: dude I took that hit like a man and my reward is Lucky Charms :D Rec: Babe thats what you deserve :)

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(870): Please come over. I have stilts! I need you. Takes two people.

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(870): Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?

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(870): Rec: Screw him!! He can have his weed and smoke it too!!! Baha'is I think I'm a little sleep drunk!:) Sent: too late I threw it out the window...oops and hun I think you're more drunk than you think because youre laying on a tire on my back yard

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(870): Rec: we were so fucked I thought a runaway ramp was the road. Sent: so what did y'all do?? Rec: fucked then passed out butt ass naked woke up with a ticket on the window Sent: dude that's bad ass and shitty all in one Rec: not really it was my bro in law who wrote the ticket he said he takes it back bc I know where his porn is:)

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(870): Ever farted in the bathtub?

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(870): Ever fractured your ass bone? I did last night///// moral to the story is to never ever get drunk enough to even consider a cannon-ball into the bathtub... Life lesson learned...

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(870): 870: I wanna be an AG-CAT...501: don't you think AG-Pilot would be the more appropriate term..870: either one will prolly get me as high as I am right now,

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(870): dont drink and drive. get high and dly

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(870): it started with a cheese burger and then i added toe nails to the cheese burger

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(870): Yeah I'm trying to explain to this black dude at a gas station that we went to highschool together. \\ you're not even in highschool yet \\ that's what makes it funny

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(870): I don't always herp.. but when i herp.. i DERP!!!

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(870): Have you ever seen the inside of an old person? That's like the bathrooms at waffle house.

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