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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (801): Woke up and found a quarter in my vag... WTF

  • (512): Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?

  • (717): Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.

  • (703): Is it just me or is the Human Centipede the worlds largest reason to not have butt sex??

  • (903): ok so last night i blew my nose with toilet paper then wiped my ass with it and today i feel sick. could i have given myself the flu?

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(85737): YOUr so pretty (sent) (Recieved) Im so glad i have a gay friend ... Im not gay

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(85737): My BF just asked me to ticke his balls. About five minutes later he asked me what im doing. I reply "Tickling your balls" he says "No your not" i still dont know what i was tickling.

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