(856): just about to text you....been trying to fix my phone....the tech people can't fix it. my phone=UNNNFIXABLE. so im getting a new one. someday over the damn fecking bright azz mutha junking rain-fecking-bow. ugh.

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(856): I swear time stands still while im eating it

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(856): (856): Tell him u'll give him a little sumptin sumptin for coming haha! (1-856):LOL ha. I can't even fucking bribe him with that. I got my fucking period. (856):Ur mouth ain't bleeding.

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(856): i think i just got fucked through my clothes on the dance floor

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(856): (sent) he offered to drink his own cum for me,who does what?! (resv) ew, please tell me your kidding. (sent) you can't make this shit up!

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(856): sent: i wanna marry you and fuck you against the counter while you make apple pies rcvd: what?...i dont bake sent: oh sorry... i thought i said make apple pies

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(856): I was going to tell you how wonderful I thought u were, but then u started giving me head and I didn’t think it was appropriate, so yeah I’m telling you now…

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(856): Rec: Dude I'm so drunk right now i threew up in my fridge and left it.

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(856): I'm not going to skip through twenty million dicks to find you on chat roulettte.

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(856): We just used the cardboard from the pack of Keystone to be the tray for our jelloshots. Tell me that our priorities aren

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(856): sent- what r u guys doing. Rec-were stalking a squirrel. sent-why???. Rec- we are going to kill and eat it for a post thanksgiving meal. Sent- again why??. Rec- munchies

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(856): Its not my fault i wanna touch x rated parts

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(856): drank with my grandma today...got drunk, passed out and am hungover all within 12 hours...she however made her 7pm curfew without a hitch

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(856): my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.

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