(856): i have "celiac disease" written on the last page of my harry potter book... it's spelled wrong and underlined. must've been researching celiac disease when i was 11...

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(856): (856) So i woke up this morning with a sailor hat on.. (Me) This is when you start going to AA (856) or i stop going to weddings...

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(856): (R) have you seen inception? im so fucking confused right now. who the fuck is dreaming? who the fuck is awake? (S) aaahaha. gotta watch it a few times. (R) i don't take enough shrooms to understand this shit and why the fuck are they in a snowy version of call of duty. (S) yer so ra tarded. (R) this movie is retarded.

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(856): "seven days without prayer makes one weak." pitman baptist obvi pays someone good money to write these winning slogans for jeezus. obviously i've been feeling week and i thought it was a vitamin deficiency and here it was prayer.

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(856): dude..... two different girls wanna fuck me right now..... if only I had two dicks this would make things so much easyer

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(856): maybe the fact that i'm in love with Nate from Six Feet Under speaks volumes about my relationship with men.

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(856): god i love you've got mail i can watch and quote it a millions times never gets old and always puts a smile on my face. its better than xanax.

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(856): if next friday turns out to be anything like my birthday, i'll try to make out with a girl, successfully make out with a boy, try to show everyone my nipple rings, and get carried out of the place.

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(856): (s) karma police is one of those songs that penetrates my brain. (r) does it? perhaps it should be black listed like the mamas and the papas vinyl. (s) eh. perhaps.

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(856): We jumped the fence to the pool and stole all the chairs and tables...they might find out it was us becuz it didn't all fit on the porch...sorry mom.

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(856): We wake up this mornig and I tell him his hair's doing fanatstic things. His reply?...This is what u get when u mix drugs, sex, and rock and roll.

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(856): He went to grab my face and kiss me and wound up accidentally slapping me in the face. He drunkenly apologized while I carried him upstairs to puke. Im just gonna go ahead and say that I might be the most tolerant girlfriend ever.

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(856): last night, my dad, my aunt, the girlfriend and a few friends took up tequila, witch is all wrong. theyre not mexican. but they did take my three year old cousins baby doll and "went fishing" answer-- well im sorry, ill pay for the baby and ill remember no tequila next time ---o.O

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(856): dear crystal, stop listening to the Mamas and the Papas on vinyl before you commit suicide. Love, your fragile mental state. Signed in blood.

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