(850): R: We are going to go to Disney right now S: Its 3am...really? R: yes...oh wait... we gotta go now! you gotta drive tho I'm drunk S: Not to drunk, your spelling is awesome R: its because my phone corrects it for me S: fail

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(850): i have a hickey on my arm...can you explain how this happens because i dont recall? REPLY: you did it to yourself. ya.

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(850): welp.. my night ended with me puking out the cab window while jammin out and someone covering up the driver's mirror so he couldnt see.. successful 21st birthday

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(850): and she proceeded to explain to our black cab driver that she has a nig-nog car and what exactly nig-nog means.REPLY: welp ...so much for having a new cab driver friend.

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(850): After we had sex, she made me a PB&J. She fed it to me while I played COD, Then she gave me head while I played COD. All voluntarily. I think I'm in love.

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(850): Dude I fucked my girlfriend so hard lsat night she got a nose bleed.. Win? Or Fail?

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(850): I didn't know he was going to put it there..but I was so gone I didn't know he even put it there till this morning..it hurt.

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(850): Is it the penis that makes men not listen or the vagina that makes women tell boring stories?

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(850): (Recvd:)Hungover as fuck but so worth it. Got 1st time vag last night (Sent:) Thought you were straight?! (Recvd:) *Shrug*... she had huge tits. (Sent:) Guess epic boobs will turn str8 girls bi. (Recvd:) Yep & if that don't work the 5th of Patron we shared will get the job done

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(850): SENT: Thats it!!! I want a reduction. All the people from the party were looking for me but I didnt know because Im only being known as "that chick with huge tits" I want A cups! Time to see how the other half lives. RECVD: Nooooo your awesome boobage is your claim to fame. SENT: Scratch that, plastic surgery website says U can only go down 2 cup sizes. FmL! I would still end up at like what, a D? RECVD: Just face it. Your destined to be the big tit chick. SENT: Fine, come help me shop for a shirt that makes em look bigger & shows em off.

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(850): SENT: Thats it!!! I want a reduction. All the people from the party were looking for me but I didnt know because Im only being known as "that chick with huge tits" I want A cups! Time to see how the other half lives. RECVD: Nooooo your awesome boobage is your claim to fame. SENT: Scratch that, plastic surgery website says U can only go down 2 cup sizes. FmL! I would still end up at like what, a D? RECVD: Just face it. Your destined to be the big tit chick. SENT: Fine, come help me shop for a shirt that makes em look bigger & shows em off.

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(850): So I out whored myself and made out with four people last night...OH, and one was a girl. That's my badd.

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(850): I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea

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(850): (sent) Dude, I woke up and still had glass in my forehead and hand..... I hate getting drunk with you. (rec) so we're doing it again tonight? (sent) yeah on the way.

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