(828): I just looked down, and the clock said 11:11. As soon as I began my wish-making process, it switched to 11:12. TIME IS AGAINST ME. Wanna take a shot?

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(828): Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD

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(828): Just stole her wheelchair. playing paraplegic tag.

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(828): my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...

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(828): you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.

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(828): My friends and i are watching the boondock saints 2 and drinking beer everytime the say "fuck".....this game is going to end badly

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(828): just fucked lucky girl #50 3 times last night....its noon and im already drinking to celebrate

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(828): (sent) Just discovered what truly happens whenever you try to relive the hangover.....you get really really drunk think you're God and try to go skinny dipping in 20 degree weather....never drinking SOCO with Guiness extra stout again.please come get me i cant find my pants (rec'd) Oh God not again i'll be right there but this is the last time i do this this week

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(828): just finished a 12 pack and a 40 of PBR....feel like i gotta fuck somethin up now. is that normal?

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(828): last night i got slammed and woke up with my girlfriend on my chest and her roomate and my roomate naked in the floor.... what the fuck

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(828): So I think I had a seizure last night, well either that or a ghost was fucking with me.. those are only two explanations i could come up with...

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(828): I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.

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(828): I'm not afraid to shit on your doorstep

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(828): My gf's mad at me, my roommates are happy for me, my room is a mess, my bed is broke, a hav 3 people's phones who i dont know, i am wearing a midievel jester hat and i have no idea why.......

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