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Never boil vodka, And if you do, NEVER SNIFF THE STEAM!!
(702):
I think my body is made of more vodka than water at this point... SO please don't smoke up so close to me. I may literally catch fire
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
(818):
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
(501):
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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(812):
lol stop bein mean after all i did fuck you like crazy lastnight! ;)
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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Someone just complimented me on getting the hottest pussy of the night ... I woke up with a cat in my lap trying to claw my dick
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ughhh goddamn you and your jose
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dude while your head was stuck between the toilet and the wall, logan just took a picture of your ass and posted it on facebook (rec) really man? was that necesary? (812) nah but it was damn hilarious after we watched you sing mary had a little lamb into the toilet
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I asked my mom what she wanted for Christmas this year. She told me a black porno because my dad just wasn't satisfying her anymore. Wtf mom
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first i told him that he looked like harry potter he seemed offended, but then i said he could stick his wand in my chamber of secrets any day.
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So this girl was dancing in my kitchen with fruit in her bra. I thought it was pretty funny.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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Sent: I woke up on th floor n th bed was on th othr side of th room than th headboard recvd: GREAT NIGHT!
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dude you blew a 1.54 when they breathalized you and when the cops asked you if you needed an ambulance you told them "fuck no i just need a ciggarette" (1-812) i'ma hardass like that.
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