(810): Does that mean you're DTF? (586): no.

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(810): Hey dude I'm bringing a 24 over. Drink until we pass out on the floor?

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(810): I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.

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(810): He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale

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(810): He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.

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(810): are you doing okay?? (248): NO. I AM NOT DOING OK. ALEX IS DIGGING HER NAILS INTO MY ARM AND SHE IS BEING A CRAZY PROM.

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(810): Sweet!! I just saw the world in zipper form!

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(810): According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

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(810): Sent: Dude my dick just touched the inside of the toilet rec: that's nasty wash that shit sent: oddly it reminded me of sex with my ex lmfao

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(810): I was getting out of the shower and my 5-year-old son happened to be in the bathroom. He said, "Mama, it looks like you're growing a beard down there." Now my husband calls me Captain Redbeard.

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(810): sent) i just woke up naked as fuck on my neighbors lawn with both of their twins one on either side. (received) nice man, the twins were virgins right? (sent) hell yea! did i mention that their dad is the one that woke us up? (received) shit! what did he do? (sent) told us that breakfast was it ten and that we should at least wear underwear if we want to eat at the table.... win?

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(810): (sent) You ran around the party screaming that Kimber James was hot and you'd totally suck her big clit anytime she asked you to.. (rcvd) who the fuck is that? (sent) Google her.. or should I say HIM, I just did ;) (rcvd) FUCK! Does everyone think I'm a fag now? (sent) Yep, more pussy for me :D

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(810): (810): do you realize you called me at 3:30am and asked me come help you find your face? (1-810): wow really? (810): yep, new low for a Tuesday night

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(810): (810): my panties are in the ceiling fan, there was a condom stuck halfway up my nose, my vagina is extremely sore and I just pooped blood.. do I even want to know? (810): Summary: helicopter man, gang bang, lots of double penetration, and most of the football team left smiling (810): score(:

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