(802): i got drunk and whipped my dick out the other night and some girl took a picture of it, win?

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(802): She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.

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(802): somehow managed to fall and smash my jaw off the back of the couch.. laughed my ass off then. kinda hurts now. hahahaa

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(802): wanted to play kings cup but couldn't find the cards so we made some out of paper. nick pulled three jacks (never have i ever) two kings (make a rule!) a five (guys) and then the last jack.

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(802): i wanna fujior dumbfg

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(802): three udi's and a heart drawn on my dick. i love 4loko

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(802): 802-Oh thnk god she was legal. After we were naked, i got told she 13. (207) How old was she? (802) grass on the field, play ball

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(802): the only thing i got for valentines day was a heart shaped box of chocolates from my fuck buddies dad. he gave one to my mom too.

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(802): so tried to eat again this morning after i threw up all night last night was not a good idea. it came back up as i was taking i shit so i began throwing up in the toilet mid shit, as soon as i thought it was over, smelled my shit and began to puke again.

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(802): Recieved: For a person who quit drinking you sure drink a lot. Sent: Just recently Recieved: Well don't pass out and let people carve stuff into your ankle. Sent: Shut up

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(802): Me- I just smoked a whole cheesecake...And like...NASA is gonna makemy boobs bigger with zero gravity. Mom- Stop stealing my weed god damnit! Me- This was my own. You smoke too? Mom- ...No. Don't go in my sock drawer.

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(802): You were like a naked, unconscious, and drunk tickle me elmo.

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(802): Fazzodle! do the roar! Awh body! Sweet home chichago!

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(802): waka flacka flame goes herd in thA MOTHA FUKIN PAINT? wtf is that shit?

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