(786): you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you

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(786): I told him he can talk to me only when he admits his feelings for me... or gets a bigger penis.

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(786): i just got fucked on a TRAMPOLINE!! beat that BITCH!!!!

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(786): Dude how do you always have so much cash?!?! (305) i take a 20 outta my moms walletr everytime she calls me a bitch (786) lmfao you must me loadedd

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(786): When we were done i couldint find any water to wash down my plan b with so i had to use cum

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(786): first thing this morning i get into the shower and puke dominos lava cake all over myself..hello sophomore year

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(786): Is it bad thats she's a freshman and i'm a senior?

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(786): He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."

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(786): I just made the most genius discovery..... a ice cream vodka float! :) i deserve some kind of fucking prize.

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(786): (Sent)When that freackin' rabbit gets the trix already hese gonna lose his sense of purpose in life....o.0 yet there is some sick satisfaction going for the coco puff's bird. (-_-) (recd)You do know the lucky charms guy is just a midgit right ? (Sent) Special K is Kellog's homosexsual cousin. (Recd)fucked up family reunion, eh ?

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(786): She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick (305): I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.

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(786): My mom says she likes it when im drank cuz she says im assuretive..hahah ten beers and i can still walk a straight line,danm im a functional drunk.hahaha

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(786): (786) We broke a new boundry last night. (954) fuck in the car? (786) I was proud of him, it's the longest he's stayed hard. (954) sad... (786) Listen, he's like my tiny tim...I feel...like scrooge if I reject him.

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(786): Dude, I had the crazy munchies so I raided my little sisters candy stash.. I feel dirty.

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