MDTxts
Pics Last Night
F You, Auto Correct!
Fun Facts
Facebooking Fail
JMML
Hipsters
Fixed It
Fail Family
OMG
BFF
(443):
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
(774):
i am so high i literally shoved a whole piece of banana bread in my mouth and had to encourage myself to chew it by saying "you can do this"
(770):
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
(516):
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
(316):
omg bring my wallet when you come get me tonight. i'm buying a fucking giraffe.
Home
Vote Up New Texts
Best Nights
Worst Nights
Colleges
Randomize
Pics
Submit
(781):
oh, So you're free to come over and test out those leg shackles
Great Night
(
6
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
...no, really, like 9 peeps crammed in a back office, door shut, drinking booze, playing "Show me your genitals" video..
Great Night
(
10
)
Bad Night
(
2
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
The first time i eva gave him head i looked up and his mother was looking me dead in the eyes
Great Night
(
5
)
Bad Night
(
10
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
U wuldnt know a sexy black man if he smaCKed u on the head with his penis
Great Night
(
9
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
babe I just saw you walking threw the parking lot with your hair half up a sweatshirt and underwear on our hair half up puke in the other half a butt in one hand a handle of Bacardi in the other with one flip flop on... anything you wanna tell me (1781) yeah, don't go to a party on a night you have finals the next day, hope they love the smell of puke. Oh and I had a lesbian experience hope you aren't mad (781)......Wish I was there
Great Night
(
6
)
Bad Night
(
2
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
Please don't tell me l last night really happened (339) What? that you slept with your ex boyfriend then went home with his little brother. Sorry but you're not hearing the end of that! how was he as good as his big brother hahaha (781) Please kill me and no he was better(;
Great Night
(
10
)
Bad Night
(
1
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
How the hell did I get home....(617) Well you were shitfaced at the party because of the pregaming, you showed everyone your boobs you made out with your best friends boyfriend then slept with his best friend threw up on there cat ran out of the house called the cops on yourself and they drove you home. (781) I just wanted to know how I got home... last night is better off forgotten
Great Night
(
9
)
Bad Night
(
5
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
Ummmmmmmmm he just told me the story bout how he lost his virginity... I think im done with him... Sry if i woke u xoxo
Great Night
(
4
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
making a lemonade stand to buy weed, easily one of the best ideas ive ever came up with.
Great Night
(
11
)
Bad Night
(
1
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Great Night
(
50
)
Bad Night
(
90
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
We were hooking up in his car in an empty parking lot. When we finished, there were cars all around us. Windows were not tinted.. I feel exposed.
Great Night
(
8
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
I'm fairly sure the fat girl just peed herself. Wil you ask her to move away from my booze?
Great Night
(
7
)
Bad Night
(
10
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
Just bought condoms and handcuffs at cvs!! Bout to hve a good time
Great Night
(
7
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(781)
(781):
We may or may not have just put Bridget in a suitcase and put her in the elevator. (617) That's fantastic. Though that fabric isn't as breathable as you'd think. (781) It's okay, we gave her a cell phone and a can of frosting in case anything went wrong.
Great Night
(
42
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(781)
1
2
3
4
5
6
...
18
Next Page
Remember The Pics From Last Night?
Pic from (843)
Pic from (702)
Pic from (207)
Pic from (509)
Pic from (859)
Pic from (421)
Pic from (254)
Pic from (918)
Pic from (877)
Pic from (972)
Pic from (609)
Pic from (386)
Pic from (713)
Pic from (614)
Pic from (615)
Pic from (317)
Best Friends :)
Funny Videos
Make a Dare
Your Mind Blown - FACTS
Awesomeness!