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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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Haven't done the wash forced to wear my sisters disgusting Twilight shirt. On the plus side just brushed my teeth and got toothpaste on Edward Cullen's face making it look like a cum shot.
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her dog died and she is crying. (reply): tell her to quit being a cock block
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Last night I received "how much would you pay me if i tried to straighten my pubes with my gf's straightener?" A few minutes later I received, "i'm just gonna do it anyways, i'll let you know how it goes." MDT
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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(773) sure if they have a larger than life penis. (773) where are you gonna find any man with a larger than life penis!?!? (773) In a sex store. (773) yeah but not on a man, and definitely not on an asian. and that fact makes me sad :'(
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Kristina's groain hurts come rubb it
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(224): U MURDERED MY FAMILY U SIKK SOB !!!! (773): You take having problems to a whole other level......
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I discovered a time machine called wiskey. One minute ur drinkin and the next you wake up in the street 5 to 10 hours later wondering where ur pants are
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so as im going and doing my usual facebook creeping ive come across about 10 people who deleted me as their friends...
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Sent: You wanna fuck later? Received: thats a little forward don't you think? Sent: okay well then do you wanna hang out for a little bit and then maybe fuck later?
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Just found out the mayor of green bay breeds alpacas. I though all that state had to offer was football but nooooo.
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Rec: Everyone keeps asking what happened when i come with the broken foot and i simply say, New Years. -no further questions were asked, glad everyones educated around here
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I dont no what would happen if we didnt have boobs the come in handy. we would have to pay for drinks and sex
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Chased vodka with beer all night. Dropped my beer, tried to pick up it up. Fell on top of the beer. Woke up chained to a fence in my own vomit outside.
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cause i was gonna drunk text you but i wanted to make sure u werent busy...im a considerat drunk texter
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(312): my face hurts...(773): that's cause i punched you in it, you just can't hold your liquor...
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dude, i fucked a jock.
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