(773): the song young forever was written in dedication to my liver.

Great Night (9) Bad Night (0) Comment (0) More texts from (773)

(773): dude i dreamt i was singing a duet with steve martin "my little buttercup" dressed as a mariachi

Great Night (6) Bad Night (1) Comment (0) More texts from (773)

(773): he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.

Great Night (77) Bad Night (5) Comment (0) More texts from (773)

(773): I had sex with him in the lake I spent my childhood swimming in. Its like one big slutty circle is complete.

Great Night (13) Bad Night (0) Comment (0) More texts from (773)

(773): HER MOM WALKED IN ON US AND SAID U BETTER NOT GET PREGNENT AND SHE SAID DON'T WORRY I SWOLLOWED ALL YOUR GRANDKIDS

Great Night (15) Bad Night (1) Comment (0) More texts from (773)

(773): Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.

Great Night (170) Bad Night (6) Comment (1) More texts from (773)

(773): He needs a lawyer to go to pussy court

Great Night (4) Bad Night (0) Comment (0) More texts from (773)

(773): I'm home taking care of drunk strangers. My sisters best friend is getting married n they had a bachelorette party n ones in the hospital n the other is laying on my floor. This girl is scary. She looks possessed...

Great Night (10) Bad Night (2) Comment (0) More texts from (773)

(773): " No, No you cant build it BOB!! You cocky son of a bitch.

Great Night (16) Bad Night (0) Comment (0) More texts from (773)

(773): We are at buffalo wild wings sitting next a bunch of nerfballs and getting served by a buffalo. I didn't kno they hired buffalo!

Great Night (10) Bad Night (1) Comment (0) More texts from (773)

(773): i think his penis just made einstein rethink the laws of gravity

Great Night (140) Bad Night (4) Comment (3) More texts from (773)

(773): Last night i did 8 consecutive body shots. This morning i woke up next to me stepbrother. The first thing he says to me is, " Were not blood related, so its okay."

Great Night (10) Bad Night (16) Comment (0) More texts from (773)

(773): I just caught him masturbating to doodle-porn.com that's a dealbreaker

Great Night (2) Bad Night (17) Comment (1) More texts from (773)

(773): (135) you got so drunk before dinner that when you became hungry we took you to subway and you demanded the woman worker make you your snadwhich.

Great Night (16) Bad Night (5) Comment (1) More texts from (773)

Remember The Pics From Last Night?

Webtoid: What's hot around the web
Best Friends :)