(770): (sent) yeah well I might not need college... I could just be a dominatrix... (rec) Well let's face it, you'd be good at it! (sent) ...you know something's wrong in your life when your mom tells you that you'd be a good dominatrix.

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(770): (sent) I'm not going to do anything, i'm just going to hide under my bed with a cheesecake. (rec) come on, don't get all emotional under your bed with a cheesecake! (sent) "Don't get emotional with a cheesecake under your bed" would be the best indie band name ever.

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(770): Haha you should hit me up man... we could have got tosted together but aright dawg... im baked as hell too.... shit my mom says she will buy you guys beers but i feel you... thats how i was ealier... i feel like our relationship is like i bail on you n you bail on me. you bail on me n i bail on you. haha LMAO

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(770): Joe's getting his dick wet tonight!! Guaranteed.. Jess is all up on his meat popsicle

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(770): Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.

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(770): I just woke up from a strange dream about WWE Wrestling and gay porn. Is that Bad

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(770): (sent) Go ahead. Take an intellectual shit on me.

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(770): jessica, do you know where i put my phone? i got so baked last night i can't find it. me: dude, how are you texting me?

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(770): You're like my secret diary who doesn't judge me and encourages the use of my vagina.

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(770): So I woke up with naked with my ex- gfs mom. Can you say paybafks a bitch!? Re: 404: dude... I fudked your ex...

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(770): I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"

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(770): So I woke up at 5:45 this morning, passed out in the bathroom floor cuddling the rug. Halfway in my onesie pajamas, halfway in a dress. I wore jeans to the bar. Ahh!!!

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(770): You're my sunshine on a cloudy day. When it's coke outside you.relie the month of may. My girl my girl my giK talkin bout my girl MY GIRL

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(770): (rec) so what happened then??? (sent) he pulled out, grabbed his pants and walked out. (rec) OUCH :/ (sent) yeah... but seriously, how the fuck are you supposed to handle hiccups during sex?!?

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