(765): Cmon broo. Eat you wanna you. Lol what?

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(765): I was drunk for the first time in America. With my Brazilian accent, I called the taxi station and shouted I NEED A COP, SIR. Just meant I needed a CAB.

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(765): "I wasn't that drunk last night" "you were crying to my cat asking why he killed mufasa."

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(765): (765) Why am I covered in glitter? (317) You don't remember, but you were a fairy, I wore the Thriller suit, J was in his superman costume but Dem gave him batman's cowl, and Dem wore his scuba gear your mom's wetsuit and a snorkel (765) And why does my bed smell like vodka? It's like all over (317) You and J filled my sister's kiddy pool with vodka and went drunk swimming. Needless to say you were both naked. (765) Fuck. I WANT TO REMEMBER THIS

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(765): Bro. I'm laying in bed, naked, rubbing my eyelids and thinking of you. . . . Now that I say that it sounds creepy but its not.

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(765): please tell me that smoking nutmeg won't show up on a drug test

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(765): So just tried to text you with my tv remote i made wings when you coming back

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(765): so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually.. (250): i'll start checking the bushes on campus.

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(765): Your little brother asked me what pubic hair was, i was so drunk i just said the first thing that came to mind "the hair on stacis head"

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(765): We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny

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(765): bartender here looks just like your sister. I'm having difficulty controlling myself. (574): i hope you get rufied and end up on a roof (765): I hope she does, too

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(765): just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters

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(765): Sent: I'm back in town... just for tonight. Recieved: You still like nitrous?

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(765): Actually I don't think we have to worry. I'm pretty sure he would buy us a handle if I returned the favor with a blow job

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