(763): Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?

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(763): like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.

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(763): Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.

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(763): I am haviung lots oif fun. Im not gonna remeber this shot unless im gonna read m fb page

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(763): (rec) lol my mom just told me i smell like i had an epic weekend (sent) what exactly do you smell like? (rec) vodka, french fries, bong water, and multiple brands of cologne... (sent) atta girl

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(763): When I meet a girl for the first time I shake hands with my left. I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away.

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(763): I'm looking out my widow right now, I see you, I'm watching you do your walk of shame!

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(763): Lets FUCK

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(763): you did not just put my dog in the microwave

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(763): Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.

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(763): (sent) hey uh whats the foreign exchange kids name? (rec) i have no idea, why? (sent) cause we hooked up last night and i just kept calling him 'fez' (rec) epic.

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(763): I'm so high that I'm giggling a bunch. My mom asked If I dropped acid! I said no I'm just happy and high:) She said Yea sure and walked away:(

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(763): I woke up with my shirt on as pants... (610) Oh god what did you do last night (763) I Lived

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(763): someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless

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