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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (224): i just walk of shamed out of his house. his mom was walking to dog back to the house stopped, looked me up and down, and said "finally a hot one"..win?

  • (727): please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me

  • (630): Man, i just shaved my legs after a month of not shaving. dayummm it feels soo good. it's like dry spikey desert finally met silky soft sand!!!

  • (951): So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito. (909): dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?

  • (530): I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.

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(747): Make fetus boy give my fucking party cup back.

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(747): i was fingerin this chick. when i got done i started walkin home and looked on my hand and there was blood. so i thought i had a cut so i kinda sucked it off ... turns out chick was on her period..

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(747): (rcvd) we're getting a keg! (sent) do you really need one? (rcvd) i have ALWAYS wanted one! or at least to see one! it would be like meeting the president or...jesus

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(747): whyn am !ifhd nkead???????

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(747): what am i gonna do with 4 horny soccor boys?? FUCK

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
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  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
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  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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