(734): ...sooo, i couldnt help myself!! it was hard not to laugh. his balls were longer than his dick. AWKWARD lol.

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(734): I'm sick of you trying to hold me down! recd I'm trying to keep you from going to jail assfuck. sent. well maaaaybe I need to learn a lesson!!

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(734): Yeah we went to taco bell but you didn't want anything. Then we sit down at a table & you tried to eat my nachos. Literally 5 minutes later you threw up so we had to leave. Last time we're going out in public when you're hammered.

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(734): Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?

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(734): You poured pop on some girls stomach. (734): ? (734): You where so drunk I was able to convince it was beer. But why you poured in on her stomach, idk.

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(734): Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.

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(734): After you left my sister fell UP the stairs. We should have cut her off sooner...

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(734): I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.

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(734): guess what? i'm going to the spree. COMMANDO. (734): tell me when you're going to be on the ferris wheel.

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(734): 5...4...3...2...1...DRUNK

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(734): Dude, I can SEE music!

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(734): Dude, so many people got iced last night. Hiding them in the dartboard is ssoooooo effective

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(734): Audj just went nude after losing at beer pong...the tits were phenom dude

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(734): Just bought a 12 pack of condoms with a roll of quarters and then went to costco and got bulk wine in a box... (810): So classy..

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