(732): Guess whos home and wants to fuck? (908) Its either between schmexican or ninja...

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(732): "Why should i wear bowties on tuesdays?" "Because i eat chicken cutlets and mashed potatoes on tuesday so we should dress fancy."

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(732): you tipped EVERY employee at white castle

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(732): youre in the next room but i love you.. do u want me 2 cuddle with yuo?????????

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(732): the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.

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(732): THE SILLY BANDS ARE ATTACKING! KING GUITAR AND HIS ANIMAL MINIONS HAVE COME TO EAT MY BROTHER! (rec'd) Why are you this high without me?

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(732): finding condom wrapers, empty vodka bottles, a chipped tooth, and bruises all over ur body what happened last night dude??

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(732): Hahaha I was in the shower shaving my vag and my mom walks in and goes 'you tryna bone too?!' hahaha

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(732): (551): I can't believe we had sex without a condom again last night... (1-732): Well did you take your birth control? (551): Yea...i took it last night...with my beer.

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(732): all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time (1-732): swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph

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(732): (732) She s the only white girl in here, she's like a star

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(732): I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.

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(732): At the concert. Already got 6 beers free from tailgaters by pointing at them and yelling "(name of band on their shirt)! Whoo!"

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(732): When we asked why you were leaving for boathouse you said to everyone: "I'm going to get my dick licked"

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