Texts from 732

(732): And now that I think about it he responded by putting my arms over my head and saying " I'll be your handcuffs" haha #win.

Great Night (6) Bad Night (1) Comment (0) More texts from (732)

(732): But he has a boyfriend, what do I do? (908) Why do you want hockey players so badly? (732) "Puck Slut" has a nice ring to it

Great Night (22) Bad Night (0) Comment (0) More texts from (732)

(732): Me texting my friend: You're wasted.... (Little while later) Friend...still texting: I think I lost my phone Me: Oh. My. God. Friend: Its not funny. I lost it and now how am I going to wake up in the morning?

Great Night (8) Bad Night (1) Comment (0) More texts from (732)

(732): Testing My Friend Me: You're wasted.... (Little while later) Friend: I think I lost my phone Me: Oh. My. God. Friend: Its not funny. I lost it and now how am I going to wake up in the morning?

Great Night (12) Bad Night (0) Comment (0) More texts from (732)

(732): You were so high that you drank out of the empty capri-sun that a blew up to make it look like it was full. You said it tasted really good...

Great Night (25) Bad Night (0) Comment (1) More texts from (732)

(732): i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.

Great Night (199) Bad Night (47) Comment (9) More texts from (732)

(732): "Just realized that I'm Irish, Scotish, and a little Russian that lives in New Jersey. My liver is fucked."

Great Night (16) Bad Night (2) Comment (0) More texts from (732)

(732): maybe im crazy... but waking up in a pile of throw up, with my naked ex next to me, a half empty bag of weed on the table, empty beer bottles everywhere, and my ex's current girlfriend passed out on the floor seems like i had a good ass night.

Great Night (10) Bad Night (3) Comment (0) More texts from (732)

(732): And not for nothing you could have slaped a condom on anytime you wanted to just saying...

Great Night (0) Bad Night (11) Comment (1) More texts from (732)

(732): Why do I keep awkwardly running into your mistake?

Great Night (7) Bad Night (5) Comment (0) More texts from (732)

(732): U slapped me in the face last night cause I wouldn't let u hump me lol it's all good tho it was funny

Great Night (81) Bad Night (22) Comment (1) More texts from (732)

(732): Do u think she'll care if I tell her I got expelled for showing up to school high after my intervention?

Great Night (20) Bad Night (5) Comment (0) More texts from (732)

(732): We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.

Great Night (114) Bad Night (17) Comment (0) More texts from (732)

(732): Dude... You legit got drunk, dragged me and Bri to walmart, literally BELIEVED you were Elton John and shoved an entire packs worth of cigarettes in your mouth while singing lady gaga and doing the robot..

Great Night (17) Bad Night (1) Comment (0) More texts from (732)

1
2
3
4
5
6
...28
Next Page

Remember The Pics From Last Night?

Pic from (843)

Pic from (702)

Pic from (207)

Pic from (509)

Pic from (859)

Pic from (421)

Pic from (254)

Pic from (918)

Pic from (877)

Pic from (972)

Pic from (609)

Pic from (386)

Pic from (713)

Pic from (614)

Pic from (615)

Pic from (317)

Best Friends :)

Awesomeness!

(418): I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.

(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

(613): i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.

(909): hey ur friend is beating the shit out of a plastic flamingo bc she said it stole her truck.. you should come see this

(605): You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.

(732): And now that I think about it he responded by putting my arms over my head and saying " I'll be your handcuffs" haha #win.

(732): But he has a boyfriend, what do I do? (908) Why do you want hockey players so badly? (732) "Puck Slut" has a nice ring to it

(732): Me texting my friend: You're wasted.... (Little while later) Friend...still texting: I think I lost my phone Me: Oh. My. God. Friend: Its not funny. I lost it and now how am I going to wake up in the morning?

(732): Testing My Friend Me: You're wasted.... (Little while later) Friend: I think I lost my phone Me: Oh. My. God. Friend: Its not funny. I lost it and now how am I going to wake up in the morning?

(732): You were so high that you drank out of the empty capri-sun that a blew up to make it look like it was full. You said it tasted really good...

(732): i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.

(732): "Just realized that I'm Irish, Scotish, and a little Russian that lives in New Jersey. My liver is fucked."

(732): maybe im crazy... but waking up in a pile of throw up, with my naked ex next to me, a half empty bag of weed on the table, empty beer bottles everywhere, and my ex's current girlfriend passed out on the floor seems like i had a good ass night.

(732): And not for nothing you could have slaped a condom on anytime you wanted to just saying...

(732): Why do I keep awkwardly running into your mistake?

(732): U slapped me in the face last night cause I wouldn't let u hump me lol it's all good tho it was funny

(732): Do u think she'll care if I tell her I got expelled for showing up to school high after my intervention?

(732): We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.

(732): Dude... You legit got drunk, dragged me and Bri to walmart, literally BELIEVED you were Elton John and shoved an entire packs worth of cigarettes in your mouth while singing lady gaga and doing the robot..

Remember The Pics From Last Night?