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(719): I just woke up for a cookie and a beer

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(719): sent: I'm out of boxes to pack, what should i do now? rec: Jerk off? play mw3? sent: nah i'll save that for your face rec: that works

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(719): sent to my gf: i know she's pretty and fun and you like her boobs, but seriously, if you're gonna get some girl on girl i need two favors. One, let me watch, and two pick someone that doesn't make me want to scream obscenities.

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(719): sent: i'll be up to see you at lunch. .. rec: i forgot the card didn't I? ... sent: that and so we can have a quickie before i go

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(719): (719): Drink some water (1-719): I will when I'm sure I won't puke anymore. I'm aorpfessiobal (719): Your What? (1-719): A professional

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(719): I don't get why rufies are so frowned upon. pretty much everytime you're on them you get laid. thats a win in my book!

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(719): I am as high as a kite. I take that back I am as high as a FUCKING kite. Nooo no I am as high as a rocket ship hovering over the tallest mountain on MARS! Can you tell?

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(719): Woke up to the smell of weed in some guy's tree house..Covered in clown makeup..I'm guessing it's from the guy sleeping next to me with his face painted, who's also wearing my jersey..and there's that shit in glowsticks everywhere. I have a feeling it was a good night.

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(719): My friend and her boyfriend were at my house drinking. They start telling me what all they have done in bed. My friend all of a sudden starts laughing and says, " i have gave him a footjob." I say," you know you can get foot fungus on your cock right." Her boyfriend starts crying.

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(719): I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.

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(719): (Sent): he actually tried to explain to me why I give better head than all the other girls he's been with.. (Rec'd): ...maybe I'm missing something here but isn't that a good thing? (Sent): yeah.. But then he got too clingy. I don't give head to clingy guys

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(719): I just spent half an hour shaving my vag, you better believe I'm getting dick tonight

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(719): Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.

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(719): Apparently its not ok to try and sell $1.00 (well 50 cent since its black friday) jack daniels shots to people in line outside of stores at 3 a.m. on black friday.

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(206): There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.

(608): i am the smartest drunk girl ever. before i send a text out i make my drunken self ask my sober self if it is appropriate to send at the time.

(315): i say we paint ourselves blue and have crazy avatar sex

(416): Hurry up. Ur neighbors are inconspicuously starring at me...

(717): Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.

(719): I just woke up for a cookie and a beer

(719): sent: I'm out of boxes to pack, what should i do now? rec: Jerk off? play mw3? sent: nah i'll save that for your face rec: that works

(719): sent to my gf: i know she's pretty and fun and you like her boobs, but seriously, if you're gonna get some girl on girl i need two favors. One, let me watch, and two pick someone that doesn't make me want to scream obscenities.

(719): sent: i'll be up to see you at lunch. .. rec: i forgot the card didn't I? ... sent: that and so we can have a quickie before i go

(719): (719): Drink some water (1-719): I will when I'm sure I won't puke anymore. I'm aorpfessiobal (719): Your What? (1-719): A professional

(719): I don't get why rufies are so frowned upon. pretty much everytime you're on them you get laid. thats a win in my book!

(719): I am as high as a kite. I take that back I am as high as a FUCKING kite. Nooo no I am as high as a rocket ship hovering over the tallest mountain on MARS! Can you tell?

(719): Woke up to the smell of weed in some guy's tree house..Covered in clown makeup..I'm guessing it's from the guy sleeping next to me with his face painted, who's also wearing my jersey..and there's that shit in glowsticks everywhere. I have a feeling it was a good night.

(719): My friend and her boyfriend were at my house drinking. They start telling me what all they have done in bed. My friend all of a sudden starts laughing and says, " i have gave him a footjob." I say," you know you can get foot fungus on your cock right." Her boyfriend starts crying.

(719): I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.

(719): (Sent): he actually tried to explain to me why I give better head than all the other girls he's been with.. (Rec'd): ...maybe I'm missing something here but isn't that a good thing? (Sent): yeah.. But then he got too clingy. I don't give head to clingy guys

(719): I just spent half an hour shaving my vag, you better believe I'm getting dick tonight

(719): Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.

(719): Apparently its not ok to try and sell $1.00 (well 50 cent since its black friday) jack daniels shots to people in line outside of stores at 3 a.m. on black friday.

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