(717): I shall bite you! An you will like it! Damnit!

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(717): I CAN'T STOP PEEING! What is wrong with me :(

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(717): Harry Potter gots nothing on my ass!

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(717): Told my mom to leave the house cause I wanted to have sex with my boy, she was jealous. I could tell.

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(717): "Lol drunk" "A bit we. Just mde ffoos"

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(717): Okay my friend an I just got kiss by god himself an angels, we ended up sitting in the parking lot at walmart she had to pee, so we went behind blockbuster, cops pulled up. Ask question searched my car found the open bottle of vodka, told me to dump, had to do one hand cartwheeles to prove I was sober (which I wasn't) then told us we needed to find a friend to pick us up. Got caught underage drinkin, driving while intoxicated, an while having alcohol, an got off compeletly free! WHAT A FUCKIN NIGHT!

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(717): I don't do blowjobs!, never have, an never will. Get it. Got it. Good. :)

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(717): They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had

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(717): my mom just walked in on me and gary having really hardcore sex. do you think nows the time to tell her im gay?

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(717): what would penis do?

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(717): hi

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(717): you saw a kid that you thought was wiz khalifa, so you go on the ground and started crying because "life doesnt get any better than this!!"

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(717): you saw a kid that you tough was wiz khalifa, so you go on the ground and started crying because "life doesnt get any better than this!!"

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(717): what If you got big nipples. do they have multiple sizes. they cant have a one size fits all. some girls got mosquito bites and others have big boobs!

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