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just got done having sex then turned on sportscenter and the guy said that was great penetration.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them. (205): I hate freshman.
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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I can't describe it in words, but if i was a cat i would meow it to you
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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Watching the adjustment bureau with my girl, while getting a bj.
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Wtf I got laid in a motel, and 20 dollars in change, when I woke up.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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When we got you home you were so drunk you forgot you had dogs, freaked out, ran into the glass door, fell down and started crying saying they are gonna take your babies. Dude your my new hero
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So the cop asked me if the party was worth it last night. (rec) whatd you say? (sent) fuck yeah it was. (rec) and...? (sent) apparently that was the wrong answer.
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"I'm lost." 2 minutes later "If you don't get here in twoinitrd I swear I'm goingvtp pass out." All of this happened in our school's library.
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hello
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This dude is being a total douche (832): Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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Dude when the cops showed up you ran through the glass door and kept going can you say JUGGERNAUT
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I couldn't find my cell so I called it from the house phone and when some guy answered, I started yelling at him and asking him why he stole my cell phone. Then I realized I had accidentally dialed my dad's phone number so I hung up and hoped he didn't recognize my number. I was sitting on my cell.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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