(709): i know this sounds weird but i just wanna stick random things inside you

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(709): i need to borroww your visine and blnts discount card.im going shopping

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(709): He's so tired I tried everything to wake him , lid in bed naked , turned on porn ! He never even budged , so I used his lifeless hand to pleasure my self ! He stayed asleep

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(709): I wont lie i'm on neopets right now. (519) AHAHAH (519) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !

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(709): Should I bring TP cuz I'm going to need to drop one.

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(709): its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in

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(709): Just woke up in the room of the guy i drunkedly hooked up with last night. He has a justin bieber poster on his wall. i feel ashamed.

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(709): our partys arrent complete till fuck ups is played with your little sisters diego cards

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(709): ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.

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(709): Hahaha Oh yeah i drank a 2-4 last night...now i have aids

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(709): If I'm not back in 10-15 min, come check bathroom cause I could be passed out hahaha

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(709): Drunk texting ruins my auto correct

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(709): received: flash ne babe, reply: if youre lucky! ahaha received: i got a horse shoe

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(709): Rec: "Don't drink my last beer please" Snt: "I can't speak for drunk me....but sober me promises I won't drink it"

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