(708): Ok cool, I have 40 bucks to live on till Jim;s next pay check. Should 20 of that go to new years bud?

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(708): got kicked outta the bar.apparently theres a certain number of backward summersaults you can do on the stage. that number is 3. i may or may not have surpassed that. and i knocked over the microphone while the band was playing.

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(708): (sent) what happened last night? (rec'vd) Last I saw you were running down the street wearing a sock puppet handcuffed to a lawn flamingo, where are you? (sent) I woke up in bed with Lindsey, good news, I found half of your flamingo, bad news, it's head is in her snatch...

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(708): come get ur friends when they are outside on street, leave door open so they can lock behind them and you have ur keys and BOOM we have fun

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(708): "I guess I just want u to kno I thought I was thinkin about u all night despite the strippers"

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(708): Q bqoilnl j found it

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(708): Dude why is your gf in my bed??? (1-708): Probably the same reason yours is in mine.

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(708): Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.

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(708): I'm so roasted like a turkey dinner on thanksgiving : )))

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(708): I almost tripped over the midget.

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(708): i dont think the pill is working.........

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(708): all i remember from last night is that i fucked in an igloo and couldnt get out and then for some reason couldnt button my pants

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(708): SNOWAGEDDON 2011! this is such a liberal way to control the population crisis

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(708): mind you, we are both girls. (recieved) I want taco bell. (sent) so leave and get some. (r) Boys are gay. I'd be such a ladies man. Always have bitches over. Making me food, sucking my dick, getting it in. (NO RESPONSE SENT) (recieved) That's what I'd tell me bitches. Hey, when you're done feasting on my dick, how about you feed me some taco bell?

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