(678): He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?

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(678): I'll let you lick that caramel and chocolate syrup off my dick

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(678): Are you still pissed at me? The reality is this...it would have died in 3 or 4 years anyway. We were just moving things along a bit.

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(678): Goddamn I love getting drunk and beating ass on the field. I scored 6 goals. We won 6-5.

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(678): I'll wear my uniform and ask her if shed like to do something patriotic

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(678): Well... he was (and I quote) "a really loyal and loving boyfriend" until i told him i taught yoga

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(678): Ok so. I just paid the taco bell kid in all ones. And i swear to god he looked at me like im a whore

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(678): i wanna fuck. :D -tom dent

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(678): we actually have this one picture of us naked and we're behind a mailbox post. you really can't even tell we're naked.

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(678): i don't even feel like i was drunk just last weekend. is that a sign of alcoholism?

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(678): Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains? (1-678): 630.

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(678): i just came on ur moms face..

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(678): I just came on ur moms face..

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(678): my mom made cookies, i got high and ate all of them, am i going to hell?

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