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(614):
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
(610):
Yooo, this chick is such a bitch!! idk where fat n ugly girls get off havin an attitude shouldnt they be happy they have friends at all???
(856):
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
(334):
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
(514):
I found a phone number on my boob ... Do you kno what i did last night?
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669:dude, i was dancing and he just came over and danced with me like nothing happened!! 545:did u tell him 2 leave u alone & that ud never 4give him? 669:no...i slept with him 545:smfh
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669: Come over today. 412: why?? 669: today is my last day with NO braces on. so either you come here and get amazing head or you stay with no great head for a good year. 412: already hard. be there in 10
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Having sex with you would be like going to Disneyland.
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I just poured milk in my cereal and there was a chunk in it. Should I be worried?
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